In case you still want to stalk me...

So this summer I have come across some very bizarre issues that I cannot keep private anymore. For one I guess you are never to old to have more than one bodyguard spying on you as well as making sure that no one not even rodriguez is able to "kidnap" you even if it is in broad daylight. Another theory which I would like to pass on to the next generations is mr. dorney has been eaten by the ducks in his own personal pond. All you dorney employees know what I speak of and if you don't they may be after you next...so beware whaaaaaaa....According to scientific research did you  know that the more a person spends time on the phone the more they are at risk to acquire cancer from the radiation passed on through the ear piece. So next time you are one the phone just think one more minute off your life.. damn were all going to die I guess.Lastly, I would like to make a promise to a special friend. Don't worry the blue elephant is safe on my loud speakers away from the ducks, Mr. Dorney, Greg, or Ann. Scott, damn you why won't you let us harrass you? We asked for cream for our sunday how sad....hershey is just to plain for us without it. Goodbye to all for now. I'll miss you while I'm being haunted by Paul Shorty's ghost.Damn I've been born under an unlucky star.

Update!

It was my last exam today.

And what day is today? June 14th. 2005. One week, people, only one more week!

Tomorrow: American Embassy, bring:

-valid passport

-student status confirmation

-100 $

-filled out DS-156 and DS-158 form

-DS-2019 (muy importante!)

-Job Offer

-one 5x5 cm pic

Official embassy hours: Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 9am to 11am.

You will get your visa the same day.

Now, I would like to say hello to my very dear friend Špela. Dammit, write something already!! :)

                          MY NEWEST TRAUMA & HORROR

                                      L A     L L O R O N A

Finally, back from the dead...Since I'm gonna need the $ for the US, I've been working a lot lately. There was some kind of a quiz thing competition for all elementary school grades here and a company hired some of us to correct who-knows-how-many-thousand papers...But tomorrow it's all over...finally.

BTW, I just wanna say that I hate yall for:

-already finishing classes

-already finishing your finals

-being able to ride Hydra and then brag about it on Xanga "omg it's fucking awesome friday is hydra night blahblahblah..."

-having a driver's license

-working in Dorney already and proudly displayin' those wonderful uniforms (ok, I realize this one qualifies me for the insane asylum)

-not talking to me on Aim anymore because the vacations have started, everybody has something better to do and no one actually logs on anymore

- _______________________ (I'm sure I've forgotten something)

-etc.

Thank you.

Yes, kids, there's enough bitternes for all of you.